Here tiny human. Pick it up and throw it away. Then I’ll go get it!
OH MY GOSH
lmfaoo is it really that hard to pee with morning wood
Women will never know^^
That has to suck
My struggle right now
It’s damn near impossible. Most bathrooms don’t allow for the superman or the gymnast. The lunge is the only possibility for success. And success is measured on a ‘Not getting it in your eye’ basis.
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